“I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.”
Johnny Carson
“I tried to sneak around the crowd, but a kid recognized me. I ended up going behind a ticket counter and signed autographs until there was no one left. That was at 6 a.m.”
Dan Doornink
“In our wildest aberrations we dream of an equilibrium we have left behind and which we naively expect to find at the end of our errors. Childish presumption which justifies the fact that child-nations, inheriting our follies, are now directing our history.”
Albert Camus
“My grandmother used to say to sneak up behind someone with a paper bag and pop it.”
Debbie Sullivan
“That kid should save that bat. And one of these days, he should sneak in and have Roger sign it. ... Uh, today wouldn't be a good day -- but someday.”
Jeff Bagwell
“All of a sudden, a kid shows up and sneaks into the picture without a jersey on. I didn't know who he was. Later, he introduced himself. He was on an unofficial trip to Iowa with his father. He was just trying to make people aware of him.”
Tom Lemming
“I was naive, but I certainly was not duplicitous.”
Ann Landers