“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Johnny Carson
“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”
Bill Watterson
“Bradley's public tone is condescending, sarcastic and above-it-all. He tried to ignore Gore's jabs for a long time but now he has hit back with a vengeance.”
Dennis Goldford
“Some people are sadly oblivious to the fact that knowing how to say something negative or sarcastic does not in any way equal knowing how to say something that is actually intelligent or useful.”
Mike E. Knezevich, Jr.
“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
Jean Baudrillard
“I'm good at being sarcastic with guys. They don't want the quiet, prissy little things.”
Jessica Alba
“A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.”
Lawrence G. Lovasik
