“For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.”
Johnny Carson
“My opinion, ... ... is it was not caused by somebody's fingernail.”
Michael Baden
“After Chris' funeral I decided to grow my hair. Then a month later my uncle died of cancer. That was a hard hit to me. At first no one really knew why I was growing out my hair, but as they found out they understood.”
Chadd Little
“She hath more hair than wit, and more faults than hairs, and more wealth than faults.”
William Shakespeare
“The good lord only gave men so many hormones, and if others want to waste theirs growing hair that's up to them”
John Glenn
“Rod Stewart, Eiton John and I were going to form a band called Hair, Nose and Teeth after the three of us. But it hasn't happened because none of us can agree on the order of the words!”
Freddie Mercury
“Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.”
Claudette Colbert
