“I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.”
Johnny Damon
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night.”
Greek proverb
“In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say "scientists"? I meant "Irish people."”
Tina Fey
“Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs”
Dwight David Eisenhower
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
David Sedaris
“Friday night, everybody goes to the bar and drinks beer and watches hockey. I'm sure they're drinking more now.”
Kimmo Timonen
