“When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.'”
Johnny Depp
“Infant care is critical. Very rarely do we see a provider take all infants - (infants) need more attention and (care givers) can only take a few by law.”
Catherine Bourland
“The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a woman will automatically choose to save the infant, without even considering if there's a man on base.”
Dave Barry
“The most merciful thing that a family does to one of its infant members is to kill it.”
Margaret Sanger
“Sweet babe, in thy face Soft desires I can trace, Secret joys and secret smiles, Little pretty infant wiles”
William Blake
“Better murder an infant in its cradle than nurse an unacted desire.”
“When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.”
Stephen Fry
