“I must admit just her presence here this morning gave my pacemaker a vigorous jump-start.”
Johnny Grant
“Scientist announced a device that can be placed in a pacemaker and will call your doctor whenever you are having heart trouble. When told about it, Dick Cheney said, "I can't afford those kind of phone bills."”
Conan O'Brien
“Cash incentives for increasing volume is absolutely a bad idea. Do you want the pacemaker made by the guy who made it the fastest or the one who made it the best?”
John Malloy
“Two months ago he got a new pacemaker. After he got it, he joked that this was the best he ever felt.”
Karl Turner
“When it detects a chaotic heartbeat, the ICD gives her a shock. It also acts as a pacemaker.”
Larry Lustig
“Men are conservatives when they are least vigorous, or when they are most luxurious. They are conservatives after dinner.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“This is the first definitive evidence that we are starting to lose a little bit of vigor in this area,”
Michael Moran
