“You're born. You suffer. You die. Fortunately, there's a loophole.”
Billy Graham
“Clearly, the retention policy suffers design flaws. If retention's purpose is to produce more academically able students, the loophole in state policy that allows large numbers of failing students to bypass retention needs to be closed. What good is retention if it doesn't help educational outcomes?”
Chris Patterson
“I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.)”
W. C. Fields
“There can never be any excuse for sacrificing our children’s futures to keep corporate tax loopholes and tax giveaways to millionaires. If we can’t put our children first, who can we put first? If we can’t put our kids first, what does it say about our nation?”
Senator John Kerry
“There was a realization that there was a loophole that had to be closed,”
John McCain
“The Do Not Call registry is a great success, but a couple of problems exist. The main loophole is the 'established business' clause. If you go to Starbucks for coffee, technically Starbucks can call you for 18 months.”
Chris Hoofnagle
“It was a loophole, and I slipped through it, didn't I? (The new provision) sucks. We get screwed in the draft and go in the second round, and if we develop our game within the first two years, why do we get penalized? We're getting penalized twice for getting drafted in the second round.”
Gilbert Arenas