“Outward beauty is not enough; to be attractive a woman must use words, wit, playfulness, sweet-talk, and laughter to transcend the gifts of Nature”
Petronius
“I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.”
Sex and the City
“A woman has a much better chance than a man of acquittal on a murder charge. If she happens to be a blonde her chances rise about 45 percent.”
John McGeorge
“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
Joseph Conrad
“The three words women most want to hear from a man are, "You lost weight"”
Lori Gottlieb
“It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry”
Henry Louis Mencken
“If a woman is sufficiently ambitious, determined and gifted - there is practically nothing she can't do”
Helen Lawrenson