“I did have one boyfriend, from Norway, who knew nothing of my stardom. It was all hand-holding stuff, and we did share my first grown-up kiss, upon which I slapped his face.”
Petula Clark
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
Mae West
“My boyfriend calls me 'princess', but I think of myself more along the lines of 'monkey' and 'retard'.”
Alicia Silverstone
“A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest.”
Erma Bombeck
“I know quickly whether a guy is boyfriend material. If I can have a good time doing absolutely nothing with him, then that's boyfriend material for me. Like if we're able to have fun at a gas station. I've had some really good times at gas stations.”
Alyson Hannigan
“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”
Rita Rudner
“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.”
Tracy Smith
