“If I come bumper to bumper with you on Monday, I'm going to punch your headlights out.”
Philip Green
“It's significant to note that a 'bumper-to-bumper' automobile warranty doesn't include the bumpers”
Andrew Green
“On Monday we are going to have T-shirts and bumper stickers on sale.”
Zobaphi Sithole
“If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?”
Stephen Wright
“There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.”
Charles M. Schulz
“I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.”
“The odds are six to five that the light in the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an oncoming train”
Paul Dickson
