“I wish it wasn't like this. I sit and watch stuff on the television, I think, 'Why, why, why.”
Phil Collins
“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
George Gobal
“Did you ever think about life as a metaphor for television?”
Chuck Palahniuk
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
Groucho Marx
“Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.”
Woody Allen
“I want to use television not only to entertain, but to help people lead better lives.”
Oprah Winfrey
“In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.”