“A.J. came out and calmed me down (after the homer), ... I was upset with the pitch I threw and mad with myself. He was able to calm me down, remind me that two were out, and there we go.”
Jon Garland
“Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.”
Homer Simpson
“That's only the second homer I've ever given up. It was upsetting, but we got back in it and got some hits.”
Patrick Arnold
“Cisco was terrific tonight. Craig almost matched him pitch-for-pitch. But Crisp hits the homer. Not taking anything away from him, but nine-hole guy with one home run on the year? We're one pitch away.”
Mike Bianco
“Jon pitched well. He gave up a two-run homer in the first but he settled down after that and kept us in the game.”
Vin Abene
“We ran into a well-pitched game. After Ramon's homer, we really didn't create anything. That's the way it's been over the last couple of months.”
Bruce Bochy
“(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"”