“When all candles be out, all cats be grey.”
John Heywood
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
Hippolyte Taine
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
Terry Pratchett
“There is something about the presence of a cat...that seems to take the bite out of being alone.”
Louis Camuti
“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”
Stephen Wright
