“Saddam was a bastard, but he was our bastard.”
Phil Donahue
“You have to be a bastard to make it, and that's a fact. And the Beatles are the biggest bastards on earth.”
John Lennon
“Why is it that right-wing bastards always stand shoulder to shoulder in solidarity, while liberals fall out among themselves?”
Yevgeny Yevtushenko
“I grow, I prosper;Now, gods, stand up for bastards!”
William Shakespeare
“The bastard! He doesn't exist!”
Samuel Beckett
“I am a greedy, selfish bastard. I want the fact that I existed to mean something.”
Harry Chapin
“I didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.”
Babe Ruth
