“This year the squirrel isn't burying any nuts and we're going into the winter on fumes. Unless something dramatic happens, we're looking at a very expensive winter.”
Phil Flynn
“Every blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. It just so happens that two hit me on the head tonight.”
Davis Drewiske
“A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!”
Sarah Jessica Parker
“Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn sometimes”
Proverb
“In the heat of a political lifetime, Ronald Reagan innocently squirrels away tidbits of misinformation and then, sometimes years later, casually drops them into his public discourse, like gum balls in a quiche.”
Lucy Howard
“Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!”
Eddie Izzard
“Squirrel-like she covers her back with her tail.”
Benjamin Franklin