“God help me. I'm so tired. I need my sleep. I make no bones about it. I need eight hours a day, and at least ten at night. . . .”
Bill Hicks
“God helps those who help themselves.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
David Sedaris
“I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'”
Woody Allen
“god should of made a seperate sleep life, so that no matter how busy your life gets, you still get to sleep as many as you can.”
Cadir Lampe
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”
Dr. Seuss
“There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.”
