“I suggested it was a bit mean not to invite Fidel Castro to the Palace because he's 80 as well and she didn't seem to think it was a very good idea.”
John Humphrys
“The daughter has a visa and is not a professional. But with Castro, one cannot tell.”
Kiko Villalon
“Think hard about it: I'm running out of demons. I'm running out of villains. I'm down to Castro and Kim II Sung.”
Colin Powell
“I am Fidel Castro and we have come to liberate Cuba.”
Fidel Castro
“Now we all know that Fidel Castro dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and gave JFK a case of syphilis so bad it eventually blew out the back of his head.”
Stephen Colbert
“The last of the sniper teams dispatched by Robert Kennedy in 1963 to assassinate Fidel Castro were captured in Havana.”
Drew Pearson
“This was the guy that Fidel Castro called 'The Bronze Titan. Well, he's our Bronze Titan now.”
Don Cooper