“It's just sick. Who wants to see your doughnut roll? It looks like a girl has an inner tube around her waist.”
Phillip Brown
“Wise are they who have learned these truths: Trouble is temporary. Time is tonic. Tribulation is a test tube.”
William Arthur Ward
“Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube. There are some things one would rather have done than do.”
Edward Abbey
“UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 square feet and weighed 40 tons; there was also a laptop version weighing 27 tons.”
Dave Barry
“Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in!”
H. R. Haldeman
“You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.”
“If I packaged toothpaste and told you you were gonna get half the toothpaste in the tube, you probably wouldn't buy it.”
Nicole Kidman
