“Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?”
Phyllis Diller
“Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.”
Erma Bombeck
“Housework can kill you if done right”
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?”
“Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.”
“My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it”
Dottie Archibald
“Few tasks are more like the torture of Sisyphus than housework, with its endless repetition: the clean becomes soiled, the soiled is made clean, over and over, day after day”
Simone de Beauvoir
