“I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass”
Phyllis Diller
“The sense of urgency is always there. Whether we made 20 moves or one, Buck will have these guys prepared to play hard everyday. I get paid to have a short- and a long-term perspective. Every night at 7:05, Buck and the team have a three-hour perspective.”
Jon Daniels
“I've been working here about three weeks -- since we opened -- and sometimes I am a manager or a waiter. Other times, I'm in the back helping my uncle.”
Eric Gomez
“A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person”
Dave Barry
“In a restaurant choose a table near a waiter”
Jewish Proverb
“Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else -- and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?”
Djuna Barnes
“When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.”
Andy Rooney
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