“You know you're old if your walker has an airbag”
Phyllis Diller
“The curtain airbag did a good job of cushioning the heads of both the driver and rear passenger dummies. Plus, injury measures recorded on the neck, torso, pelvis, and left leg of the dummies all were low. Saab can still make improvements to the 9-3's structure, but in all other areas this was very good performance.”
Adrian Lund
“The curtain airbag did a good job of cushioning the heads of both the driver and rear passenger dummies, ... Plus, injury measures recorded on the neck, torso, pelvis, and left leg of the dummies all were low. Saab can still make improvements to the 9-3's structure, but in all other areas this was very good performance.”
“The device that causes an airbag to inflate in a crash is a nanotech device,”
David Kirkpatrick
“Back off before I test your Airbag.!!!”
Richard Schanberger
“If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable...”
Mitch Hedberg
“I am a slow walker, but I never walk backwards.”
Abraham Lincoln
