“They've got so many Latin players we're going to have to get a Latin instructor up here.”
Phil Rizzuto
“The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.”
Rita Rudner
“A sage is the instructor of a hundred ages.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?". I said "I can't make Tuesdays".”
Tim Vine
“It's very simple. The question is who owns the copyright. Ed Condren and I say the instructors do. So do UCLA Extension and OnlineLearning.net -- now. But in the bundle of rights which is called copyright is distribution rights. And the legal owner of the copyright has to have somehow assigned that right to someone -- either directly to OnlineLearning or indirectly via the university -- in order for OnlineLearning to have that right. In other words, how can two things be true: The instructor owns all the rights and OnlineLearning has some rights?”
David Noble
“I was a certified bowling instructor for both AMF and Brunswick. They invited me to join their staff, but I had too many kids. I won the sweetheart event here two years ago.”
Rose Taylor
“Juan not only achieved his flight instructor rating but also had an advanced instrument instructor rating. After six months as a charter pilot, Juan became an airline transport pilot. He accomplished all of this while working at odd jobs to pay his living and flying expenses. Without a doubt, Juan is one of the hardest workers I've ever seen.”
Ron Gatewood
