“I'm getting that paternity test in two weeks.”
Pinky Mulligan
“We are always busiest during the run-up to Spring Festival. It is the peak time for paternity tests.”
Cui Yugui
“Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.”
American Proverb
“A Labour government was in favour of an extended maternity leave and the introduction of paternity leave. Having longer maternity leave would mean a higher participation rate of women in the employment sector. It would ultimately mean more taxpayers, and hence, more sustainable pensions.”
Joseph Muscat
“The eldest alone may take the whole paternal estate, the others shall live under him just as ,they lived under their father.”
Guru Nanak
“[Such] genetic fingerprinting, ... has helped solve crimes, settle paternity and immigration disputes, establish the bases of inherited diseases, enhance transplantation biology, save endangered species, establish human origins and migrations and advance countless other beneficial endeavors.”
Mary Lasker
“People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.”
George F. Burns
