“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true.”
Robert J. Ringer
“Life sucks and then you die.”
Julian "JUNEBUG" Bussells
“Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!”
Mustafa Bakri
“Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year”
Victor Borge
“If you think you know everything about baseball, your dead wrong!”
“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”
Confucius
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