“Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.”
Jonathan Swift
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
Mark Twain
“People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House.”
Robin Williams
“Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.”
“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.”
Voltaire
“Some guy hit my fender and I said "be fruitful and multiply" but not in those words”
Woody Allen
“The satirist who writes nothing but satire should write but little -- or it will seem that his satire springs rather from his own caustic nature than from the sins of the world in which he lives.”
Anthony Trollope
