“Remember the words of Chairman Mao: 'It's always darkest before it's totally black.'.”
John McCain
“He who does not reach the Great Wall is not a true man!”
Contributed by: Louis Han
Mao Zedong
“A lot of people were feeling, in the words of (Federal Reserve Board Chairman) Alan Greenspan, some irrational exuberance. They now have a much more realistic picture of retirement.”
Carl Van Horn
“Comfortable is not a word we'd use to describe our relationship with the chairman of the House Transportation Committee.”
Jim Dyke
“The chairman replied in a few appropriated words”
Cecil Hunt
“Morris Kite was the chairman. I remember the first meeting of that committee, out in an abandoned Victorian mansion that was the first location of the Gay Community Services Center in Los Angeles, which Morris helped to found.”
Joseph Hansen
“When the chairman introduced the guest speaker as a former illegal alien, I got up from my chair and yelled, "What's the matter, no jobs on Mars?" When no one laughed, I was real embarrassed. I don't think people should make you feel that way.”
Jack Handy
