“It's just a pissing contest, but unfortunately the contestants never seem to run out of piss.”
John McCarthy
“He'll get pissed off, and you'd better watch out. They don't want to piss him off ---- they want to keep him quiet.”
Mickey Hatcher
“I have pissed in the Rhine, now send me gas!”
General George S. Patton
“They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole”
Garrison Keillor
“Even a little dog can piss on a big building.”
Jim Hightower
“I do smell all horse-piss; at which my nose is in great indignation”
William Shakespeare
“Your highness, when I said that you are like a stream of bat's piss, I only mean that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around it is dark”
Monty Python
