“Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.”
Joseph Stalin
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
“Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to”
Joe Gores
“You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us”
Robert Louis Stevenson
