“A computer will do what you tell it to do, but that may be much different from what you had in mind”
Joseph Weizenbaum
“Computers have enabled people to make more mistakes faster than almost any invention in history, with the possible exception of tequila and hand guns”
Mitch Ratcliffe
“The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.”
Sydney J. Harris
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
“One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse”
Jack Handy
“Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it supplies your computer with the basic commands that it needs to suddenly, with no warning whatsoever, stop operating.”
“Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.”
Linus Torvalds
