“The idea that an indie-rock kid can be made into a TV idol, a heartthrob, is hilarious and gratifying to people in our world,”
Josh Schwartz
“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.”
Tommy Cooper
“In smaller classes, he is the kid who everybody knows for being loud and hilarious.”
Kyle Barnoff
“It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious”
Tre Cool
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
“I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.”
Janeane Garofalo
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
