“Always be yourself... unless you suck.”
Joss Whedon
“I can suck melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs.”
William Shakespeare
“I have buck teeth. I sucked my thumb until I was eleven, and then I went on to suck other things. I'm very insecure.”
Rosanna Arquette
“I think that kind of sucks. I really do. If you have the second-best record, you should have the second seed. That's how I feel about it, but there's nothing you can do about it.”
Dirk Nowitzki
“If you're going to be alive and on this planet, you have to, like, suck the marrow out of every day and get the most out of it.”
Drew Barrymore
“Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.”
Woody Allen
“The status quo sucks.”
George Carlin