“Always be yourself... unless you suck.”
Joss Whedon
“I can suck melancholy out of a song as a weasel sucks eggs.”
William Shakespeare
“I have buck teeth. I sucked my thumb until I was eleven, and then I went on to suck other things. I'm very insecure.”
Rosanna Arquette
“I think that kind of sucks. I really do. If you have the second-best record, you should have the second seed. That's how I feel about it, but there's nothing you can do about it.”
Dirk Nowitzki
“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines”
John Benfield
“The status quo sucks.”
George Carlin
“Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.”
Woody Allen