“[Underwood, who was last spicing up the action in Miranda's apartment block on Sex And The City, has plenty of experience chatting up women in airports.] Long before I met my wife, there was an Ethiopian beauty next to me on a flight from New York to L.A., ... She was teaching me the customs of Ethiopia and how many times women feed men with their hands. She proceeded to pamper me and feed me the food, because that's what they did back home. It's the first time airport food ever seemed sexy.”
Blair Underwood
“Sex appeal is fifty percent what you've got and fifty percent what people think you've got.”
Sophia Loren
“You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.”
Sex and the City
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.”
Mae West
“Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework”
Bill Cosby
“You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither”
Drew Carey
“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush
