“One morning, about four o'clock," recalls June, "I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, 'Why am I out on the highway this time of night?' I was miserable, and it all came to me: 'I'm falling in love with somebody I have no right to fall in love with.”
June Carter Cash
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
Tommy Cooper
“There's a drive in me that won't allow me to do certain things that are easy.”
Johnny Depp
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac”
