“Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces”
Judith Viorst
“I prefer chocolate as the solution to most things.”
Matt Maldre
“I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".'”
Mitch Hedberg
“My son, why take antibiotics and analgesic for your sports injury; instead drink milk and you will get traces of antibiotics, analgesic and antidepressants from milk itself and occasionally you may get energy as a bonus”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.”
Charles M. Schulz
“All I need is a little love now and then, but some chocolate will do for now.”
Lucy Van Pelt
“My greatest strength is... common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate.”
Katharine Hepburn
