“The three ages of man: youth, middle age and 'my word you do look well'.”
June Whitfield
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash
“Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.”
Anne Bradstreet
“Man has boyhood, adolescence, youth, middle age and senescence, as stages of growth; there are also corresponding stages in the growth of wisdom in him.”
Sri Sathya Sai Baba
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Bob Hope
“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
“Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.”
Bill Vaughn
