“George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.”
Bill Maher
“Americans have different ways of saying things. They say "elevator", we say "lift"... they say "President", we say "stupid psychopathic git.”
Alexai Sayle
“You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else.”
Winston Churchill
“An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.”
George Bernard Shaw
“America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.”
Oscar Wilde
“The cost of freedom is always high, but Americans have always paid it. And one path we shall never choose, and that is the path of surrender, or submission.”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets, which means the people in the other 2% have to generate their own sex and violence.”
Franklin P. Jones
