“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Julia Child
“Wait a minute where's my Burger!?”
Mustafa Bakri
“The steak and chicken fell out of the diet. It's like going to the grocery store and (seeing) there are only a few yucky things in the store. You adapt by using what's there.”
Julia Parrish
“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.”
Ted Nugent
“A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz.”
Humphrey Bogart
“Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and that's why you ought to be glad you're an American. And people have started looking at these big hunks of bloody meat on their plates, you know, and wondering what on earth they think they're doing.”
Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
“I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.”
Chris Farley