“I enjoy hats. And when one has filthy hair, that is a good accessory.”
Julia Roberts
“Whatever you are, be a good one.”
Abraham Lincoln
“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
Will Rogers
“Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.”
Albert Einstein
“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”
Dr. Seuss
“I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money”
“The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.”