“That's called a microphone. It's a big sausage that picks up everything you say - and you're starting early.”
Prince Charles
“Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.”
Otto von Bismarck
“Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.”
Alvin Toffler
“A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso”
Alan Herbert
“A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.”
A. P. Herbert
“Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam.”
Terry Jones
“You're going out on a dangerous limb, making healthy sausages.”
Stanley Hunt
