“It's not surprising that Republicans endorse Republicans.”
Blake Zeff
“How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.”
Will Durst
“Republicans are for both the man and the dollar, but in case of conflict the man before the dollar”
Abraham Lincoln
“God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat”
Henry Louis Mencken
“All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.”
Groucho Marx
“Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.”
Will Rogers
“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.”
Dan Quayle
