“Children and drunks always speak the truth.”
Proverb
“Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it”
Robert Frost
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handy
“Being drunk is a good disguise. I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.”
Jim Morrison
“Being drunk is: thinking CLEARLY about almost NOTHING.”
Marie Muhammad
“I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”
Winston Churchill
“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. 'Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.”
