“One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.”
Proverb
“Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.”
Cary Grant
“If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral”
Gregory Nunn
“A great part of the pleasure of travel lies in the fulfillment of early wishes to escape the family and especially the father”
Sigmund Freud
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
Ethel Barrymore
“Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.”
Confucius