“A jack of both sides, is before long, trusted by nobody, and abused by both parties.”
Proverb
“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?”
Jack Handy
“Nobody ever heard Jack Nicklaus say "I don't know" about anything. ”
Johnny Miller
“It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.”
“If you lose your job, your marriage and your mind all in one week, try to lose your mind first, because then the other stuff won't matter that much”
“Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.”
“I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.”
