“Lawyers and woodpeckers have long bills.”
Proverb
“The Grail Bird: Hot on the Trail of the Ivory-billed Woodpecker.”
Tim Gallagher
“The thrilling new sound recordings provide clear and convincing evidence that the ivory-billed woodpecker is not extinct.”
Richard Prum
“The ivory-billed woodpecker was the classic... people really thought it was gone.”
Chris Hails
“Even the woodpecker owes his success to the fact that he uses his head and keeps pecking away until he finishes the job he starts”
Coleman Cox
“My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.”
Bob Hope
“Whenever I hear the sparrow chirping, watch the woodpecker chirp, catch a chirping trout, or listen to the sad howl of the chirp rat, I think: Oh boy! I'm going insane again.”
Jack Handy
