“An ape, a priest, and a louse, are three devils in one house”
Proverb
“He that can see a louse as far away as China is unconscious of an elephant on his nose”
Malaysian Proverb
“Sir, there is no settling the point of precedency between a louse and a flea”
Samuel Johnson
“I get tons of feedback. I think one of the funniest ones I got was a priest sent me an e-mail and he said he was going to nominate me for sainthood or something like that.”
Paul English
“One good schoolmaster is of more use than a hundred priests”
Thomas Paine
“The philosopher has never killed any priests, whereas the priest has killed a great many philosophers.”
Denis Diderot
“There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create.”
Charles Baudelaire
