“My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with.”
Oprah Winfrey
“Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in”
Mark Twain
“Heaven, as conventionally conceived, is a place so inane, so dull, so useless, so miserable, that nobody has ever ventured to describe a whole day in heaven, though plenty of people have described a day at the seaside.”
George Bernard Shaw
“I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places”
“The frontier between hell and heaven is only the difference between two ways of looking at things.”
“There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought --a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!”
“If I cannot smoke cigars in Heaven, I shall not go”
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