“We are working on the date”
Oprah Winfrey
“Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.”
Mae West
“Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.”
Jim Bishop
“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.”
“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
Woody Allen
“All that is not eternal is eternally out of date.”
C.S. Lewis