“The cow is of the bovine ilk; One end is moo, the other, milk”
Ogden Nash
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“So far, other than the original cow, all test results have come back negative for [bovine spongiform encephalopathy]. We can remain confident that the systems in place in this country have worked to detect the presence of BSE and to prevent its spread.”
Brian Evans
“Bless the products of the bovines and the vines!”
William Cole
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble”
John Fitzgerald Kennedy
“Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free”
Proverb