“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.”
Ogden Nash
“ A marriage is like a Dubstep Club with a one way door...”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”
Helen Rowland
“You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
Bob Hope
“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”
Stephen Wright
“To be a good wife is the one who always right, to be a good husband is the one who always make sacrifices.”
J C A Rowe
“No good sir, I'm not trying to steal your lady. Your lady is trying to steal my heart.”
Jeremy Cheatwood
