“The enemy of society is middle class and the enemy of life is middle age.”
Orson Welles
“Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you”
Ogden Nash
“Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.”
Bob Hope
“The three ages of man: youth, middle age and 'my word you do look well'.”
June Whitfield
“Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.”
“Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday.”
Thomas Arnold
“One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young.”
William Feather